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Is there something in the Castle you've always wondered about? I don't mean the secrets of how to get big scores, just those things that never made sense or words you couldn't make out? Ask me and I'll see what I can do.
Who is it, what is it, where is it, why? Is it something you should never put in front of your eye? If you're seeking information then we think you should try the R.O.C.K. (The Repository of Complete Knowledge) Would it be, should it be, could it be true? Is it funny, is it slimy, is it looking for you? If you're heading to the Danger Zone you really should view the R.O.C.K. Is is gold, is it zinc, is it copper or wood? If you collect all 47 do you get something good? There is data and errata that can be understood - the R.O.C.K. Is it red is it blue is it yellow or green? Is it fluffy, is it lumpy, is it grumpy and mean? There's a ton of information that can jump on the screen - the ROCK (The Repository of Complete Knowledge) (R O C K R O C K R O C K R O C K R O C K R O C K H A M C L O C K HAMCLOCK)
One player wanted to know what they're saying when you go to the nozzle box in the faucet hall. It's Sam saying "ANYONE SEEN GAIL AROUND?"
Wait a minute kid, it shouldn't happen but it did. Just when you thought that you were cruisin', Something broke and blew an fuse an' Now you're out there on your own You're in dark, you're all alone. But don't be worried, don't be scared Cuz we can make a few repairs. And then we'll all be on our way We'll have a snack and you can play. Because it's plain to see Infinity ain't always what it ought to beeeeee. If things are wrong around here don't blame us it's not our fault.
From the bottles:
There's a big, greasy monster named Rungus
Who's eyeball is gray and humongous.
When he captures a kid,
They're quite sorry he did.
So watch out, 'cause he's still out among us!
The Velveteen Snyder:
Shelly had a Snyder doll
and carried it to school.
She told her friends that it was real.
They thought she was a fool.
"I wish you were real," she told the doll.
"You'd be wriggly and vicious and smelly."
The kids yelled "What a weirdo!"
Ah! Poor, misunderstood Shelly!
But then one morning, when she woke up,
she saw something magical happen.
The Snyder opened its eyes and claws
and mouth, and started snappin'.
It was real! It was real! The Snyder was real!
And off to school it followed her.
But on the way, it got a bit hungry
And it ate her!
There are two versions of the last line: "ate" and "swallowed".
And a couple of things you might not have seen:
Remember, Kids: You are what you eat. Can you spot the one thing that
Hrozz doesn't like to snack on?
Hairy Flies Rancid Pizzas Stale Beets
Old Onions Zebra Hooves Zinc-Covered Raisins
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Read this secret message!
Each number is a word from the
Castle Infinity theme song:
HELP! HORRIBLE #9 DROPPED MY
UNDER #1 DOWN #24 #39!
For those of you who make it this far, here's the Castle's Deepest Darkest, Most Amazing Secret, revealed to the world for the first time, right here. Did you ever wonder about Stella, and who she is, and why there's so much cheese in the Castle? Well, now you know!
In the process of putting things together for the Castle, many things were developed that were never used. Poet's Loko is one; Dr. Foster's Lab is another. And the Ivory grow cap is another.
As far as anybody knows, there were no plans originally for it as to where it would take you. It was just a spare. The funny part is that when they needed a spare, they had forgotten about the ivory grow cap, and had to go through all the work to create the amber grow cap. Fun stuff, eh?
(Wednesday 10-June)
Wayland points out to me that there are technical reasons why the Ivory GC
couldn't be used in the Faucet Hall. I remember him hitting his head when
I first discovered it and reminded him of it, though, so I stand by my
original statement. (So there! They could have moved it. Nyah!)
If you have a copy of the DumpMMF program I wrote, you've been able to look at the pictures that make up the Castle, and a bunch that have never appeared. One of those is the Love Gun. Just what the heck was it for, anyway?
Well, the idea originally was that you would have to load the love gun up with missile toes, then climb on and fire at Hrozz. She'd be protected by some kind of force field, and enough shots would clobber the force field, then clobber Hrozz.
Just thought you might want to know.
Just what is a Loko, anyway? Who knows? 'Loko' isn't a real word. It's a real room in the Castle though, even if you can't get to it. But did you ever wonder HOW you were supposed to get there? There were lots of rumors like if you get 22 kids into space then the door opened. They were all wrong. For one thing, you can't get 22 kids into ANYWHERE in the castle. As soon as there are more than about a dozen, another copy of the room is created, on a different "frequency".
Nonetheless, I have discovered where the entrance to Poet's Loko was supposed to be: In the Art U Seeu'm, when you come in from the Central Fountain, there's a platform to the left. The sign and transport magnodium for Poet's Loko was on that platform.
For those of you who make it this far, here's the Castle's Deepest Darkest, Most Amazing Secret, revealed to the world for the first time, right here. Did you ever wonder about Stella, and who she is, and why there's so much cheese in the Castle? Well, now you know!
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